Speed Traps Before You Enter a Time Warp

One benefit of riding the bus is that you have no chance of getting a speeding ticket, which makes me happy after reading an article in the Magnolia News about how police are setting up radar traps to nab speedsters who go 60 over the Magnolia Bridge. My point is, what's the rush? Once you cross into Magnolia, time slows down by 20 years anyway. So all that rushing just to step back in time is wasted. Know what I mean?

P.S. The photo above is from the Kent Police Department. Hopefully, Magnolia won't go to this extreme, with camouflaged radar.